BRAIN TEASER/JOKES

BRAIN TEASER


Each sentence below contain a word that can be anagrammed to answer or describe the sentence. Examples craft that might tip in the ocean.

Canoe (anagram of ocean).

Animal that may need a shoer

Bit of brush

Having less reason for fears

Opposite of unite

They affix without paste

Writing of a steno

JOKES

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By: EHINMISAN FEM

WRONG NUMBER

Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man pickes it up and the following conversation ensures.

Receiver (man):Hello?

Caller: Honey, it’s me

Receiver: Sugar

Caller: Are you at the club?

Receiver: Yes

Caller: Great, I’m at the mall 2 blocks from where you are, I saw abeautiful mink coat absolutely gorgeous can I buy it?

Receiver: What is the price?

Caller: Only N1,500

Receiver: Well, okay go ahead and get it, if you like it that much

Caller: Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesmen and he gave me a really good prince and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought las year

Receiver: What price did he quote you

Caller: Only N450,000

Receiver: Okay but for that price I want it will all the options

Caller: Great! Before we hang up, something else…

Receiver: What?

Caller: It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year it’s on sale! Remember? The one with a pool English garden acre of park area, beach front property

Receiver: How much are they asking

Caller: Only N900,000a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover well, then go ahead and buy

Receiver: Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid N880,000 ok?

Caller: Okay, sweeties. Thanks! I’II see you later !!! I love you !!! Bye.

The man (receiver) hangs up closes the phone’s flap and asks aloud does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?