RIDDLES
1. I am a place, if you remove the first and last latter, lufll become a town. What am I
2. Who is the best goalkeeper in the word?
3. who is the best artist in the world?
4. I am something beating children in the midst of their parents what am I?
5. I am something the first five letters children likes it but the last four letters, they run away from it. What am I ?
6. I am a table without legs. What am I ?
7. We are three brothers running after each other. what am I?
8. I am something I put on yellow cap, white shirt and white trousers. What am I?
9. I am something, having a pregnancy and inside it there’s another pregnancy and inside the pregnancy there another pregnancy. What am I?
10. I am something I have brown coat but inside me am white what am I?
11. I am something if people strike me on my mother I will cry what am I?
12. I am something people cannot count me that am I?
13. I am something, I do cry when people sleeps. What am I?
14. I am something I having many children in me what am I?
15. I am something, having many teeth but do not brite what am I?
16. I am something, people cannot see me but feels me. What am I?
17. What goes up and never comes down
18. An animal that can change its colour according to its surroundings is what am I?
19. What rolls white black white black down the hill?
20. I am a tiny that touches up and down what am I?
Answers
1. London
2. Mouth
3. Mirror
4. Hunger
5. Sugarcane
6. Time table
7. Fan
8. Candle
9. Onion
10. Coconut
11. Matches
12. Hair
13. Mosquito
14. Pepper
15. Comb
16. Air
17. Age
18. Chameleon
19. Penguin
20. Rain
The Greatest life Giver – The creator
The highest aim in life – To know God and do His will
The greatest asset - faith
The most powerful channel of communication - Prayer
The most urgent need - Salvation
The most powerful force in life - Love
The greatest “shot in the arm” – Encouragement
The most effective sleeping pill- Peace of mind
The two most power-filled words - “I can”
The most beautiful attire - A smile
The most enriching good habit - complimenting others
The most satisfying work - Helping others
The greatest joy – Giving
The most priced possession - Self Esteem
The most contagious spirit- Enthusiasm
Our greatest natural resource - Our youth
The most endangered species - Dedicated Leaders
The most dangerous piranha - A group
Te most dreaded weapon - The tongue
The world’s most incredible computer - The brain
The greatest problem to overcome- Fear
The most destructive bad habit - Worry
The ugliest personality trait – Selfishness
The most worthless emotion- Self pity
The worst thing to be without- Hope
The ugliest look - A from
The most creeping failure disease – Excuses
The greatest loss - Loss of self - Respect
The surest way to limit God- Unbelief
The greatest attribute of Jesus – Obedience
The greatest - God
“Always say the truth not minding the cost’ – SAMOBI
Ogunji Omolola
Senior Prefect Girl
2000/2001 session
Sunday, October 24, 2010
JOKES
Government of the people, for the people and by the people.
A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, “what is politics” Dad says, “well, son let me try to explain it this way. I’m the bread winner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mom, she’s the administrator of the money so well call her the government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny we’ll consider her the working class. And your baby brother we’ll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that make sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later, that might he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has sorted his diaper, so he little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to nanny’s room finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think understand the concept of politics now”.
The father says; “God son tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about”.
The little boy replies “Well, white capitalism is screening the working class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.
Akinkuoti Opeyemi
1998/1999 session
A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, “what is politics” Dad says, “well, son let me try to explain it this way. I’m the bread winner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mom, she’s the administrator of the money so well call her the government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny we’ll consider her the working class. And your baby brother we’ll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that make sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later, that might he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has sorted his diaper, so he little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to nanny’s room finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think understand the concept of politics now”.
The father says; “God son tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about”.
The little boy replies “Well, white capitalism is screening the working class, the Government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.
Akinkuoti Opeyemi
1998/1999 session
THE PLACE OF GOALS TO SUCCESS
“Nothing becomes dynamic or desirable until it first becomes specific”.
“The world stand aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going”.
“There is no road to success but through a clear strong purpose”
“Youth is the only time to think and decide on a great course”
Akintuotu Opeemi
1998/1999 session
“The world stand aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going”.
“There is no road to success but through a clear strong purpose”
“Youth is the only time to think and decide on a great course”
Akintuotu Opeemi
1998/1999 session
LADIES CHANGE THE WAY YOU DRESS
LADIES CHANGE THE WAY YOU DRESS
It has now become a culture for ladies to dress half naked. We no longer believe that we are beautiful without exposing our nakedness, which is a wrong ideology.
Everybody is beautiful and important. You are fearfully and wonderfully made, that fact cannot be denied. So, why wearing provocative dresses? Do you know it is your flesh that tells you to expose your body just to attract the opposite sex. Yes the guys of course. Don’t tell me you dress to attract person(s) or the same sex. No that cannot be true.
Your body (i.e. the flesh) desires that the opposite se should admire it and the only way it could do t hat is to dress modestly. The woman though and foreing influence which has eaten deep into our culture and mode of dressing had be en taken wrongly which make us dress half-naked.
Ladies, it natural that your body yearn for touch or for admiration but for Gods sake, preserve that body for your God ordained spouse.
We seem to have forgotten the use of clothing. I think we have to educate ourselves on the use of clothing. The only reason why we have clothing is to cover our nakedness. There is this popular saying ‘when purpose is unknown, abuse is inevitable. The reason why ladies abuse the use of clothing is because they do not know the purpose.
Even in the beginning, when Adam and Eve sinned and were naked, the Bible told us that they saved fig leaves together and made themselves aprons because they were ashamed of being named. But nowadays, its no longer a shame for a lady to dress half-naked in the public. In fact it has become a phenomenon among ladies that if you don’t dress half naked, you are from the bush or referred to as a primitive lady.
What a shameless ideology. Abnormal thing have been made normal just to gratify the desire of the flesh.
Why can’t you wait till you move to your God ordained spouse where you can walk around the house and stop harassing innocent men by your way of dressing.
Remember, beauty does not consist in the display of ones nakedness neither does it consist in make-ups. Inner beauty speaks all around a lady. A lady with a sound character, will always dress well and will not forget that dressing modesty, is very important because it will make her look more respected, important and responsible. Don’t dress for where you are rather dress for where you are going and put in mind that the way you dress, is how you are going to be addressed.
By OBAMOYEGUN TITI
It has now become a culture for ladies to dress half naked. We no longer believe that we are beautiful without exposing our nakedness, which is a wrong ideology.
Everybody is beautiful and important. You are fearfully and wonderfully made, that fact cannot be denied. So, why wearing provocative dresses? Do you know it is your flesh that tells you to expose your body just to attract the opposite sex. Yes the guys of course. Don’t tell me you dress to attract person(s) or the same sex. No that cannot be true.
Your body (i.e. the flesh) desires that the opposite se should admire it and the only way it could do t hat is to dress modestly. The woman though and foreing influence which has eaten deep into our culture and mode of dressing had be en taken wrongly which make us dress half-naked.
Ladies, it natural that your body yearn for touch or for admiration but for Gods sake, preserve that body for your God ordained spouse.
We seem to have forgotten the use of clothing. I think we have to educate ourselves on the use of clothing. The only reason why we have clothing is to cover our nakedness. There is this popular saying ‘when purpose is unknown, abuse is inevitable. The reason why ladies abuse the use of clothing is because they do not know the purpose.
Even in the beginning, when Adam and Eve sinned and were naked, the Bible told us that they saved fig leaves together and made themselves aprons because they were ashamed of being named. But nowadays, its no longer a shame for a lady to dress half-naked in the public. In fact it has become a phenomenon among ladies that if you don’t dress half naked, you are from the bush or referred to as a primitive lady.
What a shameless ideology. Abnormal thing have been made normal just to gratify the desire of the flesh.
Why can’t you wait till you move to your God ordained spouse where you can walk around the house and stop harassing innocent men by your way of dressing.
Remember, beauty does not consist in the display of ones nakedness neither does it consist in make-ups. Inner beauty speaks all around a lady. A lady with a sound character, will always dress well and will not forget that dressing modesty, is very important because it will make her look more respected, important and responsible. Don’t dress for where you are rather dress for where you are going and put in mind that the way you dress, is how you are going to be addressed.
By OBAMOYEGUN TITI
HEALTH PRIMARY HEALTH CARE IN NIGERIA
HEALTH; PRIMARY HEALTH CARE IN NIGERIA
1998/1999
RIDDLES AND JOKES HEALTH: Is a state of complete physical metal and social well being of people and not merely the absence of disease of infirmity.
PRIMARY HEALTH CARE: Is also essential in health practices. PHC based on practical scientifically sound and socially acceptable method and technology made and universally accessible to individual and families through their full participation and at a cost the community and country can afford to maintain at every state of their development it in the spirit of self reliance and self determination.
SOME OF THE PRINCIPLES IN PHC
- Availability: Services and drugs should be available at all time
- Assesability: The health care must be very close to the people and not far way.
- Community participation: Opportunity should be given the people to participate in health care delivery and finding solution to some of their health problems
SOME OF THE COMPONENT OR ELEMENT OF PHC
- Promoting food supply for proper nutrition
- Immunization against the major infections diseases
- Appropriate treatment of common diseases and injuries
- Provision of essential drugs and supply
OBJECTIVES OF PHC
- To solve the problem causing mortality and morbidity at a low cost
- To ensure that the method is effective and can be maintain by the community
- To ensure that the people in the community are ful involved in planning delivery and evaluation of any health programme
SOME OF THE FACTORS AFFECTING THE HEALTH OF PEOPLE IN NIGERIA
- The cultural factors e.g the custom, religious and belief e.t.c
- Environmental factors i.e the improper disposal waste, noise, air and water pollution
- Socio-economics factor like population, poverty, laziness, level of education income, illiteracy and ignorance
- Personal factors personal hygiene, level of education and feeding
BY
OLAGUNDOTE FUNKE OGUNBAMERUN
SCHOOL OF HEALTH
AKURE
1998/1999
RIDDLES AND JOKES HEALTH: Is a state of complete physical metal and social well being of people and not merely the absence of disease of infirmity.
PRIMARY HEALTH CARE: Is also essential in health practices. PHC based on practical scientifically sound and socially acceptable method and technology made and universally accessible to individual and families through their full participation and at a cost the community and country can afford to maintain at every state of their development it in the spirit of self reliance and self determination.
SOME OF THE PRINCIPLES IN PHC
- Availability: Services and drugs should be available at all time
- Assesability: The health care must be very close to the people and not far way.
- Community participation: Opportunity should be given the people to participate in health care delivery and finding solution to some of their health problems
SOME OF THE COMPONENT OR ELEMENT OF PHC
- Promoting food supply for proper nutrition
- Immunization against the major infections diseases
- Appropriate treatment of common diseases and injuries
- Provision of essential drugs and supply
OBJECTIVES OF PHC
- To solve the problem causing mortality and morbidity at a low cost
- To ensure that the method is effective and can be maintain by the community
- To ensure that the people in the community are ful involved in planning delivery and evaluation of any health programme
SOME OF THE FACTORS AFFECTING THE HEALTH OF PEOPLE IN NIGERIA
- The cultural factors e.g the custom, religious and belief e.t.c
- Environmental factors i.e the improper disposal waste, noise, air and water pollution
- Socio-economics factor like population, poverty, laziness, level of education income, illiteracy and ignorance
- Personal factors personal hygiene, level of education and feeding
BY
OLAGUNDOTE FUNKE OGUNBAMERUN
SCHOOL OF HEALTH
AKURE
SUCCESS TIPS
SUCCESS TIPS
A - Aspire to be the best
B- Believe in yourself
C- Confidence in yourself if is vital to your success
D- Bepand on God for sustainance
E — Evaluate your plan of actions
F- Forsake the company of bad friends
G - Goal setting gives you a form
H — Humble yourself to learn from others
I - Isolate yourself from dream killers
J- Join a profitable group
K - Knowledge is vital to your success
L - Love your career, courses and lecturers
M - Motivate yourself always
N - Negative confession should be avoided
O — Occupy yourself always, avoid idleness
P - Purpose to leave nark in your campus
Q - Qualitative decision is inevitable
R - Rest in God for your total success
S - Share your knowledge with others
T - Time planning and management is a success tool
U - Understand the truth about yourself
V - Visualize the actualization of your goal
W- Winners don't quit, quitters don't win, Never quit
X — Xray your academic life always
Y - Yield not to discouragement
Z - Zealously work out your goals
A SURE FOUNDATION FOR ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE
The Lord-by wisdom lead the earth's foundations by understanding, he set the heavens by his understanding/knowledge the deeps were provided and the clouds let drop the dead: (Prov.3:19-29 Nov). God purposed the creation of man so that he could have dominion over all toerh creations but you cannot have dominion over something you do not surpass in wisdom and knowledge and understanding.
Hence, God intends that man should be like him even in these attributes (Gen 1:27). Inspite of mans wickedness, God did not remove man's dominion over all other creation, only Gods life of pleasure was shifted. The ball is therefore in your court to claim, which was your's from the very beginning. Therefore, choose to excel, exercise your free will to succeed. You will excel and succeed only if your choose to the unfortunate aspect of man's nation.
However, in that, when he has to choose he had either to have chosen or he had given up his choice thereafter. So, choose and make the correct choice. But make sure you have already chose Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour then it shall be well with you because Jesus gives abundant all encompassing life a direct access to God and success outside this life is a waste display your identity as a Christian so that nobody takes you for a ride, let everybody know that you do not accept rubbish.
A - Aspire to be the best
B- Believe in yourself
C- Confidence in yourself if is vital to your success
D- Bepand on God for sustainance
E — Evaluate your plan of actions
F- Forsake the company of bad friends
G - Goal setting gives you a form
H — Humble yourself to learn from others
I - Isolate yourself from dream killers
J- Join a profitable group
K - Knowledge is vital to your success
L - Love your career, courses and lecturers
M - Motivate yourself always
N - Negative confession should be avoided
O — Occupy yourself always, avoid idleness
P - Purpose to leave nark in your campus
Q - Qualitative decision is inevitable
R - Rest in God for your total success
S - Share your knowledge with others
T - Time planning and management is a success tool
U - Understand the truth about yourself
V - Visualize the actualization of your goal
W- Winners don't quit, quitters don't win, Never quit
X — Xray your academic life always
Y - Yield not to discouragement
Z - Zealously work out your goals
A SURE FOUNDATION FOR ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE
The Lord-by wisdom lead the earth's foundations by understanding, he set the heavens by his understanding/knowledge the deeps were provided and the clouds let drop the dead: (Prov.3:19-29 Nov). God purposed the creation of man so that he could have dominion over all toerh creations but you cannot have dominion over something you do not surpass in wisdom and knowledge and understanding.
Hence, God intends that man should be like him even in these attributes (Gen 1:27). Inspite of mans wickedness, God did not remove man's dominion over all other creation, only Gods life of pleasure was shifted. The ball is therefore in your court to claim, which was your's from the very beginning. Therefore, choose to excel, exercise your free will to succeed. You will excel and succeed only if your choose to the unfortunate aspect of man's nation.
However, in that, when he has to choose he had either to have chosen or he had given up his choice thereafter. So, choose and make the correct choice. But make sure you have already chose Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour then it shall be well with you because Jesus gives abundant all encompassing life a direct access to God and success outside this life is a waste display your identity as a Christian so that nobody takes you for a ride, let everybody know that you do not accept rubbish.
VISION
Vision is defined in the dictionary as the ability to see the area that you can see from a particular position.
Vision in other wise means a dream either physically or spiritually. Vision is your dream and your dream is your goal. Your vision depends on what you will become tomorrow.
According to the bible, Habakkuk 2:2 when the lord is talking to Habakkuk which says “The lord tell the prophets write the vision and make it plan upon tables that he may run that readtt it”
And how can you achieve this vision? You can achieve this by setting up your goals and planning setting up a goal denotes what you intend to pursue in life uniform of carrier, profession and goals. It is not easy to identify ones goals but what you for is to put it down inform of putting it in paper but not only putting it in a paper but you must have to put it in mind so that you wouldn’t forget it. This illustrations by putting it in your left hand so that you wouldn’t eat with it.
And set up goals to discover it them you am know plan toward it the primary goals for a students is by passing his/her exams. He/she must plan how to read his/her text raily weekly. By doing so, you have set a goal for yourself with adequate planning which will make you to achieve your goal in life easily.
In addition try to plan big by looking to the future and not the past. Your vision would come to limelight when you trust in God.
There is a quote that goes thus “A visionless nation is a fail nation likewise A visionless people is a failure”. Take for example some years back Columbus discover Americans while searching for a route to Indian. So you too can take a due from this by taking a look out for the Americans in your path which means that you too have a discovering on your path you are taking. So do like columbine to discover your own vision.
In conclusion, children know that God’s vision is the most important thing which you must put in mind and begin to run with his plan.
Thanks
By
Elimisan Bukky T.
Vision in other wise means a dream either physically or spiritually. Vision is your dream and your dream is your goal. Your vision depends on what you will become tomorrow.
According to the bible, Habakkuk 2:2 when the lord is talking to Habakkuk which says “The lord tell the prophets write the vision and make it plan upon tables that he may run that readtt it”
And how can you achieve this vision? You can achieve this by setting up your goals and planning setting up a goal denotes what you intend to pursue in life uniform of carrier, profession and goals. It is not easy to identify ones goals but what you for is to put it down inform of putting it in paper but not only putting it in a paper but you must have to put it in mind so that you wouldn’t forget it. This illustrations by putting it in your left hand so that you wouldn’t eat with it.
And set up goals to discover it them you am know plan toward it the primary goals for a students is by passing his/her exams. He/she must plan how to read his/her text raily weekly. By doing so, you have set a goal for yourself with adequate planning which will make you to achieve your goal in life easily.
In addition try to plan big by looking to the future and not the past. Your vision would come to limelight when you trust in God.
There is a quote that goes thus “A visionless nation is a fail nation likewise A visionless people is a failure”. Take for example some years back Columbus discover Americans while searching for a route to Indian. So you too can take a due from this by taking a look out for the Americans in your path which means that you too have a discovering on your path you are taking. So do like columbine to discover your own vision.
In conclusion, children know that God’s vision is the most important thing which you must put in mind and begin to run with his plan.
Thanks
By
Elimisan Bukky T.
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